Another Month Another Dollar

When I came to work where I’m working, they said they needed me for a week.

That was over 5 months ago…. I’m not complaining, but unfortunately, that time may be coming to a close near the end of October, (this month). So, I broke out my resume and to my shock and dismay, discovered that I had 13 different versions.

You got any idea how hard it is to re-classify one’s self with that many resumes?

Well, it’s a good thing I woke up at 5:00 AM this morning because it took me a good two hours stripping information from the best of the best to create something that I know will be scrutinized by many-an- HR person for less than 15 seconds.
Perhaps I should put it on paisley paper…