Hi there,

I'm Ted's glasses! He's has had me for so long, even I can't remember, but this much I do know, If I weren't screwed to his head, he'd forget me altogether...

No wait - he did. He's taken off for austrailia and I remain here with the two freaks he stayed with before he left. They are going to put me in a package destined for Austrailia, first thing tomorrow, (which for Ted, would be a few hours before the first thing the next day, but that'd be Sunday and the post office would be closed.....there, or here....Oh, I'm confused, but at least it'll be an adventure...