Skip the wonder dog

This post should have been posted before the one below it so if you want this to make sense, just scroll down to the post below this - read that one, and come back up here - What a pain I know, but I'm still new at this so PFFFFTT! (hee heee heee!!)

Skip the dog, (Chip Jameson’s wonder dog):

Skip was a test subject in doctor Bertrand Von Haeberschmidt’s genetics lab, which was being fronted as a local Vet. Skip remembers the needles, and the strangely flavored food and when he sees anyone in a lab coat, he’ll go for their pant leg without mercy.

Depending on Skip’s loyalty, he will obey his master and do, to the best of his ability, what Chip asks. If Chip misses his loyalty roll, Skip will do one of the following 20 things:

1. Licks his balls
2. Humps the nearest person’s leg
3. Fetches a BEER.
4. Plays dead (on his back with all four legs splayed out – tongue hanging out)
5. Barks for five minutes
6. Lift’s leg and pees
7. Farts and wag his tail
8. Stares at Chip
9. Chases his tail
10. Curls up and takes a nap and snores
11. Runs away for the remainder of the day (returns next morning)
12. Starts chewing-up the nearest upholstered item (car seats included)
13. Craps on the nearest pair of shoes
14. Digs small useless hole
15. Jumps up on Chips chest and licks his face
16. Runs off and fetches ammo for a different kind of gun than Chips
17. Gets his favorite rubber bone
18. Fetches a lacey bra and panties, (strangely, no screams are heard)
19. Does what chip asks but with distressing accuracy.
20. Licks his balls